Vtip tydne

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:D:D Cha cha :D Ten teda byl..:D P.s. v čem je ten vtip? :skleb:

Napsal Pooky;303361

P.s. v čem je ten vtip?

myslel to vazne?

Tady je real vtip, je to anglicky, je to dlouhý, ale je to vtipný. Myslím že Donutil by s tímhle rozesmál celý sál. Stojí za to přečíst.Three Microsoft software engineers and three IBM software engineers were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three IBM software engineers each bought tickets and watched as the three Microsoft software engineers bought only a single ticket."How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the IBM programmers."Watch and you'll see," answers the Microsoft programmer.They all boarded the train. The IBM software engineers took their respective seats but all three Microsoft software engineers crammed into a restroom and closed the door behind them.Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said, "Ticket, please." The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The IBM software engineers witnessed all this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the IBMers decide to copy the Microsofties on the return trip to save some money.When they got to the station, they bought a single ticket for their return trip. To their astonishment, the Microsoft programmers didn't buy a ticket at all."How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one of the perplexed IBM employees."Watch and you'll see," answered one of the Microsoft programmers.When they boarded the train the three IBM programmers crammed into the first restroom they could. The three Microsoft programmers piled into another one nearby. Shortly thereafter, the train left the station.After a brief interval, one of the Microsoft software engineers left his restroom and walked over to the restroom where the IBM programmers were hiding. He knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please..." : )

Mám první negativní trade. To není vtip, to je realita.Dostal sem negativní trade za to, že se s někým nechci bavit.Také za to že jsem dotyčnému napsal, jestli náhodou není ožralej. Napsal mi totiž několikrát vzkaz a ve dvou větách je schopný udělat X (5-10) překlepů:-)Cítím se tu jak na xchatu :-)

Napsal ejdamd;303603

Tady je real vtip, je to anglicky, je to dlouhý, ale je to vtipný.

ten vtip je hodne stary jenom tam nebylo puvodne ms a ibm

Napsal domain;303696

ten vtip je hodne stary

jenom tam nebylo puvodne ms a ibm

Který vtip není hodně starý? ;)

Napsal domain;303362

myslel to vazne?

Asi myslel, ale možná tam omylem dal o pár nul více .) Jinak vzpomínáš na DOPR? Tak toho to nepustilo doposud...:thumbup:

Napsal domain;303360

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tohle už je taky starý... vtip týdne to byl tak před třemi týdny...