Co vás naposled pobavilo mimo Webtrh?

Je to jen další pokus o propagaci Pixmacu. Vždyť je úplně jedno, kdo na tom billboardu je, dokud nejde poznat národnost (tzn. pokud jsou to běloši) - i kdyby to byli češi, s největší pravděpodobností je znát nebudu, protože by to byli buď také modelové, nebo naprosto obyčejní lidé. Takže co?

To je úplně debilně nafouknutá bublina, které se chytají odpůrci ČSSD. Samozřejmě, že nebude fotit skutečné voliče. Od čeho asi ty databanky jsou, proboha. Nechápu lidi, kteří z toho mají "haló".

Napsal lefiath;480322

Je to jen další pokus o propagaci Pixmacu. Vždyť je úplně jedno, kdo na tom billboardu je, dokud nejde poznat národnost (tzn. pokud jsou to běloši) - i kdyby to byli češi, s největší pravděpodobností je znát nebudu, protože by to byli buď také modelové, nebo naprosto obyčejní lidé. Takže co?

Blesk z toho udělal bublinu, pak to převzali další... Lidovky, ČTK, ... mě je to taky buřt, dyť jde o hovno... stejně vyhraje...BTW: Jmenovali skoro konkrétně nás (v novinách bylo Pixmax), tak proč toho nevyužít... škoda, že se tenhle nápad (obrázek billboardu) vymyslel až teď, předtím by to mělo větší efekt ;)P.S.: Jo a ještě pro hnidopichy, ten nápad nebyl od nikoho z Pixmacu...

Tohle mě naprosto sebralo:

A: Rozjíždím free časopis, který bude placený reklamou a bude se rozdávat u vchodů do kin atd.

B: Plánujete i online verzi?

A: Chystáme také

B: Pokud byste chtěl pomoci s doménou, s redakčním systémem nebo se SEO, dokážu pomoci

A: Ne, děkuji, grafika už mám

Napsal petrx;481111

Tohle mě naprosto sebralo:

Tak to se někomu povedlo. :thumbup:

Sice je to blbost, ale pobavilo! :Dmladí, úspěšní, bohatí...

Dobré, jenom kdo je ten druhý zleva?

Mna pobavilo toto: http://webtrh.cz/82661-exkluzivna-domena-kasino Edit: Samozrejme tým nechcem nikoho uraziť, ale tá cena mi fakt pripadá trochu prestrelená ...

Napsal lefiath;481611

Dobré, jenom kdo je ten druhý zleva?

Asi vydrus ;)

Napsal petrx;481111

Tohle mě naprosto sebralo:

:D

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja. Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. Bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece. Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. Bloodninja: Baby? ------------------------------------------------------------------ BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh s**t BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f((k up. eminemBNJA: Oh s((t eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something ------------------------------------------------------------------ sweet17: Hi Bloodninja: hello Bloodninja: who is this? sweet17: just a someone? Bloodninja: A someone I know? sweet17: nope Bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me? sweet17: well sorrrrrry sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you Bloodninja: why? sweet17: nevermind your an jerk Bloodninja: Hey wait a minute sweet17: yes? Bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid sweet17: paranoid? Bloodninja: yes sweet17: of what? sweet17: me? Bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding. sweet17: LOL Bloodninja: Don't f**king laugh at me! Bloodninja: This s**t is serious! sweet17: What are you hiding from? Bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: gimme a f**king break Bloodninja: I'm serious. sweet17: I don't get it Bloodninja: The cops are after me. sweet17: For what? Bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states sweet17: For??? Bloodninja: It's kind of embarrasing. Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. Bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You are f**king sick. Bloodninja: Send me your picture. sweet17: why? Bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them. sweet17: One of what? Bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you Bloodninja: Then send me your picture. sweet17: hold on Bloodninja: Hurry up. Bloodninja: Are you there? Bloodninja: F**k you, cop! sweet17: Hey sorry sweet17: I had to do something for my mom. Bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities. Bloodninja: Weren't you!? sweet17: thats not it Bloodninja: Then what? sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Bloodninja: Most cops aren't sweet17: IM NOT A F**KING COP YOU A**HOLE! Bloodninja: Then send me the picture. sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail? Bloodninja: Just send it through here. sweet17: alright *PIC* sweet17: Did you get it? Bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking. sweet17: That was me back in may sweet17: I've lost weight since then. Bloodninja: I hope so sweet17: what?!? sweet17: that hurt my feelings. Bloodninja: Did it? sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? sweet17: yes Bloodninja: Alright let me find it. sweet17: kks Bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC* sweet17: this isn't you. Bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't! sweet17: You don't look like that. Bloodninja: How the hell do you know? sweet17: cause your profile has another picture. Bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake. Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries. sweet17: Go f**k yourself Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture Bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week. sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me. sweet17: you hurt me. Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me! Bloodninja: Why would I do that? sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. sweet17: F((K YOU!!! Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs. sweet17: You're a F**KING A**HOLE! sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry. sweet17: No you aren't Bloodninja: You're right. I'm not. Bloodninja: HAARRRRR! sweet17: I'm done with you Bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry. sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore Bloodninja: Wait a sec Bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot. Bloodninja: Wanna start over? sweet17: No Bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty sweet17: You'll what? Bloodninja: You heard me. Bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty. sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty? sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men. Bloodninja: I get excited in different ways. sweet17: Like what? Bloodninja: Do you really wanna know? sweet17: I don't know Bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no. sweet17: I'm afraid to Bloodninja: Why? sweet17: cause Bloodninja: cause why? sweet17: well lets see sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you? Bloodninja: Nope sweet17: well its strange to me Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to sweet17: I didn't say that Bloodninja: So is that a yes? sweet17: I guess so. Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Bloodninja: Are you willing? sweet17: What do you need me to do? Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Bloodninja: ok? Bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can't be serious Bloodninja: Oh yes I am! Bloodninja: It's my fantasy. sweet17: this is retarded Bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me? sweet17: sure Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth c**t. sweet17: mmmm yeah Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp. sweet17: Har Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. Bloodninja: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out of my mouth. Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17: mmmmmm you are good Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Bloodninja: going limp sweet17: HARRRRRRR Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. Bloodninja: going limp sweet17: this is stupid Bloodninja: ...still limp Bloodninja: Do it! sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your a**hole. Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? Bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass. sweet17: YOURE A F**KING PYSCHO!! Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Bloodninja: And turn you into a f**king candy apple... Bloodninja: I kick you in the face! sweet17: F**K YOU A**HOLE!! Bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away. Bloodninja: ...going limp again. Bloodninja: Hello? Bloodninja: Say it! Bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- kdo aspoň trochu umí anglicky tak se zaručeně pobaví :)

Napsal vydrus;481593

Sice je to blbost, ale pobavilo! :D

mladí, úspěšní, bohatí...

:D

Čí obličej je druhý zleva?

Napsal vydrus;481593

Sice je to blbost, ale pobavilo! :D

mladí, úspěšní, bohatí...

Napsal petrx;481720

Čí obličej je druhý zleva?

Majitele blogu mirecek.cz.

Tak to se "trošku nepovedlo"...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZAcyJwnO9k

http://blisty.cz/art/51696.html

(...) rozpor vidíme u studentů vysokých škol, kteří velice často volí pravici, naprostá většina z nich však odmítá platit školné (...)

Jeden známý se vyjádřil, že je to stejně trapné, jako anarchisté na sociálních dávkách ;) a jeden starší kousek:

http://modernirizeni.ihned.cz/c4-10005770-23117060-600000_detail-fales-dr-kaufman-n-a

Faleš dr. Kaufman(n)a